The new king takes his throne. (OPEN)

[Artemis Fowl]

Artemis Fowl

Artemis walked toward the large wooden manor before him. He would find answers here, and take it over if need be. He put on his glasses and switched through the displays. He finally settled on heat vision and looked for a being within the wooden building. spotting that their was one he quickly opened the doors and looked inside. The only thing he saw was a wooden throne, a dog laying next to it. Artemis then turned and looked at the doors a plaque hung from the one on the right and read, "Turn away or suffer.". Artemis chuckled and turned back to see a girl standing before him. She ran toward him screaming. he dodge her by sliding to the side. He instinctively put his left hand into the palm of his right. He squeezed hard until a blue spark ignited above his middle finger. He then put his hand up as if going to throw a javelin. The girl turned and began running at him again. As she did the bolt formed in Artemis' hand. He threw it and it hit the girl between the eyes. She flew back away until she slammed into a wooden wall and fell to the ground. Artemis watched as the girl's heat signature finally ended. He took off the sun glasses and put them in his pocket and looked around the place. No one was there except for animals. "This will serve nicely as the new Fowl manor till I can find out where I am." he said to himself as he went to sit in the throne chair. Artemis lit a small lantern and placed it in the seat then wondered what he should do next. he then turned and saw the girl's body was gone.

[damien]

Ah, today was a fine day for ADVENTURE! DAMIEN OLYMPUS, GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER, had been out and about for a few weeks, hunting witches and their pre-transformation BROTHERS OF EVIL! It had gone QUITE WELL! DAMIEN OLYMPUS had successfully killed at least two witches and a condemned with RELATIVE EASE! Now, it was time to return to his ADVENTUROUS MANSION WITH ITS OWN WITCH! AH YES, he spent a week chasing that witch around the mansion. It was quite FUN! He had captured the evil one after that grueling week and KEPT IT AROUND FOR EXPERIMENTATION! The GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER was walking down the street toward what he thought was his mansion, humming a tune with ADVENTUROUS GLEE! His weapons were strapped to his back and sides, and he had a bag of alchemical ingredients SLUNG OVER HIS SHOULDER! He had done some shopping while he was out. As DAMIEN OLYMPUS began his entrance to his home, he noticed something quite odd. THERE WAS A LIGHT IN HIS HOME! THERE WAS EVIL AFOOT! GADZOOKS! DAMIEN OLYMPUS instinctively let his arm blade come out, ready to lay the STABBING on the things that need STABBING! Bag still slung over his shoulder, DAMIEN OLYMPUS walked into the house to find a boy sitting in that lovely THRONE he used to EAT DINNER IN! DAMIEN OLYMPUS gently let his bag of alchemical ingredients down and put a hand on his crossbow.
"HELLO THERE, YOUNG MAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOME?! HO HO HO, THIS IS QUITE AMUSING!"

[Artemis Fowl]

"Ah thank you for barging into Fowl Manor II my home is open to all. Where is my dear freind Butler when I need him. Now get out of my home before I kill you." Artemis said as he place his left hand in his right hand's palm and squeezed till a blue spark appeared about his middle finger. "Unless you wish to fight a 15 year old boy I suggest you leave." Artemis said as he placed one foot down on the floor away from his throne. Artemis knew this was all a bluff and he was no match for the older and taller man before him. He was also fighting the urge to get his lightning rod ready. "Or perhaps. This is a complex statement, but perhaps you could work for me since Butler is gone." Artemis said calmly as he put his red and black glasses on.

He knew they were still on infrared vision and he quickly scanned the walls to see and heat signatures. This would prove that the man was alone. He saw none and a smile spread across his face. He looked down and saw his spark making sure it was still there. With a flick of his wrist the spark vanished and Artemis put out his hands to show that he had no weapons. Now I just hope that he accepts or takes my bluff he thought.

[damien]

DAMIEN OLYMPUS WAS CONFUSED! What did he mean "Fowl Manor II"? Was this not the correct manor? Had DAMIEN OLYMPUS, GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER(!) gotten the WRONG HOUSE?! That was OUTRAGEOUS! AND HE THREATENED DAMIEN OLYMPUS WITH DEATH! That was INSANE! Who was this MOST UNUSUAL TEENAGER?! Also, why was he threatening DAMIEN OLYMPUS with CERTAIN DEATH?! That was the most ludicrous statement DAMIEN OLYMPUS had heard since "Christopher Columbus proved the earth was round"!
"HAHA! That is most amusing, young man!"

Then, the boy offered him WORK! That was also amusing! In fact, that was ALMOST AS AMUSING as the LAST PIECE OF DIALOGUE HE HAD HEARD! DAMIEN OLYMPUS's fear level at this moment was about as high as the likelihood of THOR bursting through the mansion and challenging DAMIEN OLYMPUS to a DUEL! HOW AMUSING! DAMIEN OLYMPUS laughed at the boy before grabbing his bag and walking toward the HIDDEN LEVER that took him to his LIBRARY!
"I like you, my boy! However, I am a GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER! And, as you very well know, GENTLEMAN ADVENTURERS ARE INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY! I have no need of work, young man, but I'll be certain to put an advertisement for the position in the local newspaper if you want me to!"

[Artemis Fowl]

Artemis Stood Waiting this man. Gentle men always annoyed him but he needed to keep his cool. "Well then I guess you will be a guest since I do need someone to talk to. Even if they don't listen. So allow a more formal greeting, Salutations my gentleman friend. I am Artimws Fowl and this is my new abode until I can find my friends and get back to Ireland. And you my dear sir are?" Artimes asked extending a calm hand. He put his glasses down and would begin experimenting soon on making this abode better. 'Now If I can I will make this feel more like Fowl Manor. Definitely I will stop little girls from breaking in.' Artemis said hoping for Orion not to surface.

[damien]

DAMIEN OLYMPUS was MOST AMUSED by this boy! He liked what people called moxie, and this kid had it! He had a lot of it actually. DAMIEN OLYMPUS(!) was an incredibly large and muscular man, and his stature intimidated many a people. However, this boy wasn't fazed IN THE SLIGHTEST! IT WAS REFRESHING! DAMIEN OLYMPUS listened to the formal greeting and nodded. That was AMAZING! Artemis Fowl... the name was FAMILIAR! However, DAMIEN OLYMPUS could not PLACE IT!
"Aha! That is indeed awesome! I will retire to the small laboratory in the basement. If you need me, I will be making SCIENCE HAPPEN!" With that, DAMIEN OLYMPUS took his stuff and began walking toward the basement.

[Artemis Fowl]

The blue eyes of Artemis' stared for a second as Orion broke Artemis's cool. "Wait! My gentle man freind I must introduce Artemis' more..... Adventurous type. I am Orion Fowl born of Atlantis complex." Orion said through Artemis. Orion walked forward extending a pale hand toward the fellow adventurer. "Now Could you elaborate on this science you will be making?" Orion asked eagerly.

Artemis was cast a drift in the mental box that trapped him every time Orion tuned his mind into Artemis' body. Why now of all times, hopefully Orion won't expose our beloved partner in fairy crime. Artemis thought. Artemis began typing into the mental computer he imagined into the box and began playing a mental game.

[damien]

DAMIEN OLYMPUS turned AROUND upon learning that his new friend had ANOTHER PERSONALITY that DAMIEN OLYMPUS apparently had to INTRODUCE HIMSELF to. WHAT AN INTRIGUING DEVELOPMENT! HE WAS EVEN AN ADVENTURER! THAT WAS GLORIOUS! YOU CAN TELL DAMIEN OLYMPUS IS PLEASED BY THE AMOUNT OF CAPS LOCK USED! Then, DAMIEN OLYMPUS was asked what sort of science was going to be made! THAT WAS AN INCREDIBLY GOOD QUESTION! DAMIEN OLYMPUS was PROUD of his SCIENCE!
"Why ALCHEMY of course! Ah yes, ALCHEMY! THE SCIENCE OF KINGS! IT IS TRULY A NOBLE SCIENCE! YES, I WILL BE MAKING ALCHEMY! Now, if you'll excuse me..." With that, DAMIEN OLYMPUS attempted to once again return to his basement.